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9780761184034 English 0761184031 A completely original and funny new take on cats. Doogie Horner, a writer and illustrator, knows just what it is about cats that so obsesses and delights us--their impenetrable personalities, their self-contained quirkiness, the aura of mystery that makes it seem as if they're always up to something that they don't want us to know about. So he imagines their secret lives for us, in a way that takes the most surprising and whimsical turns. With full-color illustrations and absurdly funny short stories, Some Very Interesting Cats Perhaps You Weren't Aware Of is a gallery of 100 impossible cat characters. Like the Alien cat, Xort, who reports back to his planet: "Have trained my humans to feed and pet me. They suspect nothing." Or the Mountain Climber cat, Snowball, who is planning a perilous route up the North Curtain to Mt. Bookcase. Or Mystico, the Magician cat--no one could figure out how he sawed a dog in half. (The answer was simple: He didn't like dogs.) And Hjalmar, the Viking cat, whose motto is "Pillage. Tuna. Plunder. Nap.", Just when you thought there couldn t possibly be another unique humor book about cats, along comes the crazily irresistible "Some Very Interesting Cats Perhaps You Weren t Aware Of." Writer and illustrator Doogie Horner knows just what it is about cats that so obsesses and delights us their impenetrable personalities, their self-contained quirkiness, the aura of mystery that makes it seem as if they re always up to something that they don t want us to know about. So he imagines their secret lives for us, in a way that takes the most surprising and whimsical turns. With cartoonish full-color illustrations accompanied by absurdly funny stories and droll observations, "Some Very Interesting Cats" is a gallery of 100 impossible cat characters. Like the Alien cat, Xort, who reports back to his planet: Have trained my humans to feed and pet me. They suspect nothing. Or Mountain Climber cat, Snowball, and his route up the North Curtain to Mt. Bookcase. And Mystico, the Magician cat no one could figure out his big finale trick, sawing a dog in half. (The answer was simple: He didn t like dogs.) Hjalmar, the Viking cat, whose motto is Pillage. Tuna. Plunder. Nap. Plus Cool Dad cat, English Major cat, Star-Crossed Lovers cat, Weight Lifter cat, Evil Twin cat, and Undercover Cop cat who was embedded with the enemy so long he d begun to like the taste of Milkbones."
9780761184034 English 0761184031 A completely original and funny new take on cats. Doogie Horner, a writer and illustrator, knows just what it is about cats that so obsesses and delights us--their impenetrable personalities, their self-contained quirkiness, the aura of mystery that makes it seem as if they're always up to something that they don't want us to know about. So he imagines their secret lives for us, in a way that takes the most surprising and whimsical turns. With full-color illustrations and absurdly funny short stories, Some Very Interesting Cats Perhaps You Weren't Aware Of is a gallery of 100 impossible cat characters. Like the Alien cat, Xort, who reports back to his planet: "Have trained my humans to feed and pet me. They suspect nothing." Or the Mountain Climber cat, Snowball, who is planning a perilous route up the North Curtain to Mt. Bookcase. Or Mystico, the Magician cat--no one could figure out how he sawed a dog in half. (The answer was simple: He didn't like dogs.) And Hjalmar, the Viking cat, whose motto is "Pillage. Tuna. Plunder. Nap.", Just when you thought there couldn t possibly be another unique humor book about cats, along comes the crazily irresistible "Some Very Interesting Cats Perhaps You Weren t Aware Of." Writer and illustrator Doogie Horner knows just what it is about cats that so obsesses and delights us their impenetrable personalities, their self-contained quirkiness, the aura of mystery that makes it seem as if they re always up to something that they don t want us to know about. So he imagines their secret lives for us, in a way that takes the most surprising and whimsical turns. With cartoonish full-color illustrations accompanied by absurdly funny stories and droll observations, "Some Very Interesting Cats" is a gallery of 100 impossible cat characters. Like the Alien cat, Xort, who reports back to his planet: Have trained my humans to feed and pet me. They suspect nothing. Or Mountain Climber cat, Snowball, and his route up the North Curtain to Mt. Bookcase. And Mystico, the Magician cat no one could figure out his big finale trick, sawing a dog in half. (The answer was simple: He didn t like dogs.) Hjalmar, the Viking cat, whose motto is Pillage. Tuna. Plunder. Nap. Plus Cool Dad cat, English Major cat, Star-Crossed Lovers cat, Weight Lifter cat, Evil Twin cat, and Undercover Cop cat who was embedded with the enemy so long he d begun to like the taste of Milkbones."